Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Randomize
