Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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