WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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