By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I got inside last night via doggy door
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
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