I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
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