if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
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I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
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Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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