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all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
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we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
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That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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