Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
