nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
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we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
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if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize