is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
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What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
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Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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