Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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