I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
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