I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
This is classic penis vs brain.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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