i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
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