look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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