I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
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trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
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Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I would ride that face into the sunset
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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