I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
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Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
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Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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