I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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