She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
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