Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I'm getting married
To pizza
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
