Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
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if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
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I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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