The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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