White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
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So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
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She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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