Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Please don't give away my fajitas
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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