I like to think it a success when the cops are called
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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