i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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