If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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