Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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