It's like a parade of train wrecks.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
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we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
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WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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