I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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