Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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