No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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