I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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