can we get nightvision for the apartment?
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
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i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
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I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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