Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Idk if I want to put a bra on
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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