Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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