He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
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there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
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We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
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