you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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