I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
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