When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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