My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
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well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
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THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
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