Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I could fuck to npr.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
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