he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
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