Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
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