NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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