He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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