I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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