He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
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The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
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I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
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