Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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