I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
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No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
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when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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