I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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