That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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