chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
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So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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