also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
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Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
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Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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