Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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