She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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